Gasketfuse

Day 5:  So cold. So thirsty. Luckily I still have those infidel skins with me, so I have a nice blanket to use until I can find proper shelter. I can hear the cries of the Deviant natives far into the distance: I fear I may have to continue my journey inward for the sake of scientific research. The amounts of anime cosplay I have found in Deviantart is terrifying. If I ever make it out of this forsaken place, the unspeakable horrors I have witnessed here would be too much to bear. But alas, I must keep strong.
The hatchet in my leg turned out to be coated in ant pheromones. It was terrible, all of the fire ants trying to burrow into my bleeding open wound and get freaky with it. I definitely should have taken the hatchet out. I shall continue to update this scientific blog, but for now I will rest. I think I hear furries in the underbrush...

~Gasketfuse

Day 2: The infidel skins are still reverberating through my mind. I think I may be mentally scarred for a lifetime. I could also be physically scarred because the Deviant aboriginals threw a hatchet at my leg. I don't believe this will end well. Still, for the sake of science, I must persevere. Intrepid, I have decided to trek further into the depths of Deviantart, where no man should ever go. I submitted a piece of artwork, entitled "Muffin Galaxy," and I waited. To my greatest surprise, I received a message almost instantaneously regarding the artwork. "This guy has added Muffin Galaxy to the collection Awesome sauce." Checking it out, I had found that it was a collection of furry porn. No, I most certainly was not wrong about Deviantart. More updates will soon arrive as I navigate its vast jungle.

-Gasketfuse

PS The hatchet is still in my leg. I'm not sure if I should pull it out or not, but it may be a useful weapon for fighting off the natives.

Day 1:

Under the suggestion of various internet dwelling companions, I have created a profile at the Deviant Art website. At a precursory glance, there is surprisingly much less furry porn than I had first suspected, though this could quite possibly be a ruse. There is, however, an ungodly amount of crappy fan-fiction. Still, it is definitely less volatile than expected. I shall continue writing in my journal for the length of my time here as I explore this website. I... wait a second, does that button say 'Browse Skins'? It says 'Browse Skins'. Holy Shatner, it's full of flayed pelts of infidels! I had better find shelter before the aboriginals come...

~Gasketfuse